Sending a big ol' dong to my boss's email would be a great way to not have to go to work anymore.
A downloadable project for Android
You print out the marker, point your phone while the app is active and see a very large, flaccid dong appear in the middle of the marker. Clicking the sign on the bottom enables you to share the screenshot to your dropbox etc or your bosses e-mail.
Enable installing from unknown sources on your Android device and then download and open apk.